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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
While Shirley was dining out with her children, a man came
over to their table and started talking.
He asked where Shirley's kids went to school. She told him
they home-schooled.
With a raised eyebrow, he asked if her husband is the sole
breadwinner for their family.
"No, I also work... from inside our home."
Then, noticing her two-month-old son, he mentioned that his
daughter had just had a baby, and he wondered what hospital
her son was born in.
"He was born at home," she answered.
The man looked at Shirley for a moment, and then said, "Wow,
you don't get out much, do you?"
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But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine: that
the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in
charity, in patience. The aged women likewise, that they be
in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not
given to much wine, teachers of good things; that they may
teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands,
to love their children. To be discreet, chaste, keepers at
home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of
God be not blasphemed. Young men likewise exhort to be sober
minded.
In all things shewing thyself a pattern of good works: in
doctrine shewing uncorruptness, gravity, sincerity, sound
speech, that cannot be condemned; that he that is of the
contrary part may be ashamed, having no evil thing to say of
you. Exhort servants to be obedient unto their own masters,
and to please them well in all things; not answering again;
Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may
adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things.
For the grace of God that bringeth salvation hath appeared
to all men, teaching us that, denying ungodliness and worldly
lusts, we should live soberly, righteously, and godly, in
this present world; Looking for that blessed hope, and the
glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus
Christ; who gave himself for us, that he might redeem us
from all iniquity, and purify unto himself a peculiar people,
zealous of good works.
These things speak, and exhort, and rebuke with all
authority. Let no man despise thee. -Titus 2:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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