Monday, September 28, 2009

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A student of philosophy was taking his final written exam at
his university. The assignment for the 5-hour long exam was
to write an essay on the topic, "What is courage?"

The young man sat at his desk and thought for a little while.
Finally, he scribbled something on the piece of paper in
front of him, got up, and turned in the piece of paper.

All he had written was: "This is."
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Have not I commanded thee? Be strong and of a good courage;
be not afraid, neither be thou dismayed: for the LORD thy
God is with thee whithersoever thou goest. -Joshua 1:9

O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth
the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer. Be
of good courage, and he shall strengthen your heart, all ye
that hope in the LORD. -Psalms 31:23

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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