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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Lisa, a worker at the travel agency, needed to send a letter
of apology to a customer whose trip was a complete fiasco
from start to finish. John reminded her of a similar
situation a year earlier and dug out the letter he'd written
then.

"All you have to do," John told her, "Is change the details,
the date, and the name."

She looked it over and smiled wryly. "We won't even need to
change the name."
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How often do you fail? How often do you forgive?

Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my
brother sin against me, and I forgive him? till seven times?

Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times:
but, Until seventy times seven. Therefore is the kingdom of
heaven likened unto a certain king, which would take account
of his servants.

And when he had begun to reckon, one was brought unto him,
which owed him ten thousand talents. But forasmuch as he had
not to pay, his lord commanded him to be sold, and his wife,
and children, and all that he had, and payment to be made.

The servant therefore fell down, and worshipped him, saying,
Lord, have patience with me, and I will pay thee all. Then
the lord of that servant was moved with compassion, and
loosed him, and forgave him the debt.

But the same servant went out, and found one of his
fellowservants, which owed him an hundred pence: and he laid
hands on him, and took him by the throat, saying, Pay me
that thou owest. And his fellowservant fell down at his
feet, and besought him, saying, Have patience with me, and
I will pay thee all.

And he would not: but went and cast him into prison, till he
should pay the debt. So when his fellowservants saw what was
done, they were very sorry, and came and told unto their
lord all that was done.

Then his lord, after that he had called him, said unto him,
O thou wicked servant, I forgave thee all that debt, because
thou desiredst me: shouldest not thou also have had
compassion on thy fellowservant, even as I had pity on thee?
And his lord was wroth, and delivered him to the tormentors,
till he should pay all that was due unto him.

So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye
from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their
trespasses. -Matthew 18:21

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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