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Elderly Jokes :: #19366 By Anonymous from USA. An elderly woman was brought to the ER with a fractured hip. The ER doctor knew that surgery would be in order for the patient. "Have you ever undergone surgery?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said. "Remember what type of surgery was it?" "I'm not sure," the old lady said. "It was a long time ago." The physician noticed a scar on the right side of the woman's abdomen. He pointed to the scar. "Is this where you had the surgery?" he asked. "No," said the woman. "It was in Brooklyn." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Investment :: #2969 By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. THE WRONG END OF THE BULL In the latter stages of a bull-market, the market is most characterized by bull.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com