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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Telemarketers know they are universally loathed. Still, some
people are quite pleasant on the phone.
One day Henry called a number and asked to speak with Mr.
Morgan. The woman who answered explained that he no longer
lived at that address, but she did have a number where he
could be reached.
Henry thanked her, rang that number, and was greeted with,
"Good morning, Highland View Cemetery."
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Behold, I shew you a mystery; We shall not all sleep, but we
shall all be changed, in a moment, in the twinkling of an
eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the
dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.
For this corruptible must put on incorruption, and this
mortal must put on immortality. So when this corruptible
shall have put on incorruption, and this mortal shall have
put on immortality, then shall be brought to pass the saying
that is written, Death is swallowed up in victory.
O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory?
The sting of death is sin; and the strength of sin is the
law. But thanks be to God, which giveth us the victory
through our Lord Jesus Christ.
Therefore, my beloved brethren, be ye stedfast, unmoveable,
always abounding in the work of the Lord, forasmuch as ye
know that your labour is not in vain in the Lord.
-1 Corinthians 15:51
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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