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Holiday Jokes :: #17056 By Lukus Clinkletoes from Reading United Kingdom Dracula was on a night out with his buddies and after much intoxication decided to call it a night. On his walk home he took a few back streets to shortcut. Upon walking down one such dark alley he was hit in the back of the head by a sausage roll but after looking around could not see whom the culprit was. Once again, in the next dimly lit passage he felt a chicken wrap splat across his back, thrown from behind, but again the perpetrator had hidden. Finally as Dracula got to his castle gates, he felt a tap on the shoulder... he turned round to a dark figure wielding a sausage on a cocktail stick. No sooner had Dracula spoken than the dark figure plunged the stick into his heart. Falling to the floor, Dracula uttered his last words... "Who are you?"... To which the dark stranger announced.... "I am Buffet the Vampire Slayer"! Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Safety :: #5108 By Anonymous from USA. Stay safe in a thunderstorm 1. Be aware that lightning can follow electrical wires and phone lines. 2. If you can hear thunder, you are within striking distance. 3. If you are driving during a thunderstorm, you should stay in your car with the windows closed 4. You shouldn't take a shower, wash dishes or do laundry. 5. If you are swimming or boating when a storm starts, head for shore immediately.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com