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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
On her forty-first birthday, a woman received, among other
presents, an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream
from her teenage daughter. "And what did she give you last
year?" a guest asked the mom.
Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"
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O God, thou hast taught me from my youth: and hitherto have
I declared thy wondrous works. Now also when I am old and
grayheaded, O God, forsake me not; until I have shewed thy
strength unto this generation, and thy power to every one
that is to come.
Thy righteousness also, O God, is very high, who hast done
great things: O God, who is like unto thee! Thou, which hast
shewed me great and sore troubles, shalt quicken me again,
and shalt bring me up again from the depths of the earth.
Thou shalt increase my greatness, and comfort me on every
side. I will also praise thee with the psaltery, even thy
truth, O my God: unto thee will I sing with the harp, O thou
Holy One of Israel.
My lips shall greatly rejoice when I sing unto thee; and my
soul, which thou hast redeemed. My tongue also shall talk of
thy righteousness all the day long: for they are confounded,
for they are brought unto shame, that seek my hurt.
-Psalms 71:17
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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