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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Some people REALLY love Christmas. I love Thanksgiving.
Last year I had my chance to do the traditional thing of
shooting my own turkey for Thanksgiving.
Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat
department!
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It is a good thing to give thanks unto the LORD, and to sing
praises unto thy name, O most High: to shew forth thy
lovingkindness in the morning, and thy faithfulness every
night, upon an instrument of ten strings, and upon the
psaltery; upon the harp with a solemn sound.
For thou, LORD, hast made me glad through thy work: I will
triumph in the works of thy hands. O LORD, how great are thy
works! and thy thoughts are very deep. A brutish man knoweth
not; neither doth a fool understand this.
When the wicked spring as the grass, and when all the
workers of iniquity do flourish; it is that they shall be
destroyed for ever: but thou, LORD, art most high for
evermore.
For, lo, thine enemies, O LORD, for, lo, thine enemies shall
perish; all the workers of iniquity shall be scattered. But
my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I
shall be anointed with fresh oil.
Mine eye also shall see my desire on mine enemies, and mine
ears shall hear my desire of the wicked that rise up against
me. The righteous shall flourish like the palm tree: he shall
grow like a cedar in Lebanon.
Those that be planted in the house of the LORD shall
flourish in the courts of our God. They shall still bring
forth fruit in old age; they shall be fat and flourishing;
To shew that the LORD is upright: he is my rock, and there
is no unrighteousness in him. -Psalms 92:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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