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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up
to the head coach and demanded a tryout.
Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after
pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the
turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted,
"You're terrific! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it
that you get a huge bonus."
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is
if the season goes past Thanksgiving!"
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I will praise the name of God with a song, and will magnify
him with thanksgiving. This also shall please the LORD better
than an ox or bullock that hath horns and hoofs. The humble
shall see this, and be glad: and your heart shall live that
seek God.
For the LORD heareth the poor, and despiseth not his
prisoners. Let the heaven and earth praise him, the seas,
and every thing that moveth therein. -Psalms 69:30
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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