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Family Jokes :: #20653 By Ashfaq from Lahore Punjab Pakistan "Whom would you like to invite for your upcoming wedding ceremony?" Father asked his son "All except you and mom" the Son replied "But why" Father angrily shouted "Had you bothered to invite me for your ceremony!" the Son pleaded. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Famous Quote :: #2327 By Mike Swindlehurst from Bournemouth United Kingdom Another of Sam's "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper that it's written on" - Samuel Goldwyn -     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com