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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with some home deck repair
after work, so when the clock struck 5 PM Bob left his
office and went straight over to Joe's place. When they got
to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug
and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had
missed her at work. When it was time for supper, Joe
complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her again, and
told her how much he loved her.
When they returned to working on the deck, Bob told Joe that
he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe
said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, and it had
revived their marriage and things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his
wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved
her. His wife burst into tears.
Bob became confused and asked why she was crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," she replied. "First,
little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then,
the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now,
to top it all off, you come home drunk!"
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Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to
knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker
vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life;
that your prayers be not hindered.
Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of
another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous: not
rendering evil for evil, or railing for railing: but
contrariwise blessing; knowing that ye are thereunto called,
that ye should inherit a blessing. -1 Peter 3:7
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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