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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Loaded down with suitcases, a couple entered the airport
terminal to go to the check-in counter.
As they approached the line, the husband glanced at his load
of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the
piano, too?"
"Are you trying to be funny?" she replied.
"No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets
on it."
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What do you forget?
Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to
hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath: for the wrath of man
worketh not the righteousness of God. Wherefore lay apart
all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive
with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your
souls.
But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving
your own selves. For if any be a hearer of the word, and not
a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in
a glass: for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and
straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and
continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a
doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
-James 1:19
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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