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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Esther and Sally, two elderly widows in a Florida elderly
community, are curious about the latest arrival in their
building: a quiet, nice looking gentleman who kept to
himself.
One day Esther turned to Sally and said, "You know I'm shy.
Why don't you go over to that nice looking man and find out
a little about him. He looks so lonely." Sally agreed, and
walked over to him.
"Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and
I were wondering why you looked so lonely."
"Of course I'm lonely, he says, "I've spent the past 20
years in prison."
"You're kidding! What for?"
"For killing my third wife. I strangled her."
"What happened to your second wife?"
"I shot her."
"And, if I may ask, your first wife?"
"We had a fight and she fell off a building."
"Oh my," said Sally. Turning to her friend on the other side
of the room, she yelled, "Yoo hoo, Esther, he's single."
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Take fast hold of instruction; let her not go: keep her; for
she is thy life. Enter not into the path of the wicked, and
go not in the way of evil men.
Avoid it, pass not by it, turn from it, and pass away. For
they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their
sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall. For
they eat the bread of wickedness, and drink the wine of
violence.
But the path of the just is as the shining light, that
shineth more and more unto the perfect day. The way of the
wicked is as darkness: they know not at what they stumble.
My son, attend to my words; incline thine ear unto my
sayings. Let them not depart from thine eyes; keep them in
the midst of thine heart. For they are life unto those that
find them, and health to all their flesh.
Keep thy heart with all diligence; for out of it are the
issues of life. Put away from thee a froward mouth, and
perverse lips put far from thee. Let thine eyes look right
on, and let thine eyelids look straight before thee. Ponder
the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established.
Turn not to the right hand nor to the left: remove thy foot
from evil. -Proverbs 4:13
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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