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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in
his hands.
"Where did you get that big lollipop?" his mother asked.
"I bought it with the quarter you gave me."
"The quarter I gave you was for Sunday School."
"I know Mom," said the boy, "But the minister met me at the
door and got me in free."
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But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also
sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also
bountifully.
Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him
give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a
cheerful giver.
And God is able to make all grace abound toward you; that ye,
always having all sufficiency in all things, may abound to
every good work: (As it is written, He hath dispersed abroad;
he hath given to the poor: his righteousness remaineth for
ever. Now he that ministereth seed to the sower both minister
bread for your food, and multiply your seed sown, and
increase the fruits of your righteousness;) Being enriched in
every thing to all bountifulness, which causeth through us
thanksgiving to God. -2 Corinthians 9:6
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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