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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed
to the 40th floor of a skyscraper, accompanied by his father.

While watching the display in the elevator climb toward the
top, his eyes became as big as saucers.

"Daddy, where are we going?" he asked.

"We're going high up into the sky son," replied his father.

A few moments later the little boy said, "Daddy, does God
know we're coming?"
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Does God know you're coming?

And I saw a great white throne, and him that sat on it, from
whose face the earth and the heaven fled away; and there was
found no place for them.

And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and
the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is
the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those
things which were written in the books, according to their
works.

And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and
hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were
judged every man according to their works. And death and
hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second
death.

And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was
cast into the lake of fire. -Revelation 20:11

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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