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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A pastor walked into a bar intent on persuading the men
inside to go to Heaven. Walking up to the first man he
meets, he asks him, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

"Yes pastor, I do," the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," the pastor said.
Turning to the second man, he again asked, "Do you want to
go to Heaven?"

"Certainly," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall." Turning to the
third man, the pastor said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

"No, Pastor, I don't."

This answer took the pastor by surprise. "I don't believe
this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want
to go to Heaven?"

Replied the third man, "Oh, when I die... well, yes. I
thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
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Are you ready for Heaven right now?

I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus
Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his
appearing and his kingdom; preach the word; be instant in
season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all
longsuffering and doctrine.

For the time will come when they will not endure sound
doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to
themselves teachers, having itching ears; and they shall
turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned
unto fables.

But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the
work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry. For
I am now ready to be offered, and the time of my departure
is at hand.

I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course, I
have kept the faith: henceforth there is laid up for me a
crown of righteousness, which the Lord, the righteous judge,
shall give me at that day: and not to me only, but unto all
them also that love his appearing. -2 Timothy 4:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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