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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Before their daughter went off to college, Brianna's family
took a vacation in Colorado, flying to Denver and renting a
car. During their tours they visited the Royal Gorge Bridge,
which is more than 1000 feet above the Arkansas River.

Walking out onto the bridge, Brianna's father noticed the
bridge was swaying in the wind. Then, while he was standing
on the bridge, a car drove past, causing the wood-plank
roadway to move beneath his feet.

Rapidly loosing confidence in the safety of the bridge, he
said finally voiced his fears. "I don't think I want to
drive the car across this bridge."

"What are you worried about?" Brianna replied. "It's just a
rental."
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What purposes are worth you risking your life?

And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought
against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
and prevailed not; neither was their place found any more
in heaven.

And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called
the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he
was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out
with him.

And I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, Now is come
salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the
power of his Christ: for the accuser of our brethren is cast
down, which accused them before our God day and night.

And they overcame him by the blood of the Lamb, and by the
word of their testimony; and they loved not their lives unto
the death. -Revelation 12:7

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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