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Three occupants - a manager, a software engineer and a reliability engineer were driving down a winding road when the car left the road, rolled down an embankment and came to rest against a tree.
The first occupants, a manager, suggested that the three of them convene a meeting to see what was the cause, what was their current situation, and what could be done about getting the car back on the road so the journey could be continued.
The second occupant, the software engineer, suggested that the probable cause was that the assembly plant was not writing their software in compliance with ISO and SEI standards, there was a computer malfunction, and they would have to re-write the computer's code before continuation of the journey could be accomplished.
The third occupant, the reliability engineer, suggested that they manhandle the car back onto the road, re-establish the conditions that prevailed at the time of the accident, and see if it (the accident) could be successfully repeated.
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Subject: Microsoft Engineer
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"
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