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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Today's content was selected from aN edition of the Focus
on the Family News Magazine, and was written by Mary Heitzman.

One day, our two teen daughters were arguing in the driveway.
The younger scooped up a handful of twigs and threw them at
her sister's car, causing minor, but visible damage to the
paint and windshield. I ordered them inside and said, "No
one is going anywhere until you two say something nice to
each other."

My older daughter glared at her sister, but then sighed, "I
think you're good at making people laugh." I nodded approval.
The younger returned a genuine compliment. "I like your
smile, and I think you're smart."

Then in all seriousness, she added, "I'm sorry about your
car. I was aiming for you."
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Put on therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved,
bowels of mercies, kindness, humbleness of mind, meekness,
longsuffering; Forbearing one another, and forgiving one
another, if any man have a quarrel against any: even as
Christ forgave you, so also do ye.

And above all these things put on charity, which is the bond
of perfectness. And let the peace of God rule in your hearts,
to the which also ye are called in one body; and be ye
thankful. -Colossians 3:12

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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