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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
When Jack's mother was called for jury duty, she felt
confident of her ability to answer the questions asked of
prospective jurors.
As a young attorney, Jack had filled her in on what to
expect.
Asked about the occupations of her family members, Jack's
mom answered, "My son is a lawyer."
As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the
counsel or services of an attorney.
"Only to mow my lawn."
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Where does your counsel come from?
Nevertheless I am continually with thee: thou hast holden me
by my right hand. Thou shalt guide me with thy counsel, and
afterward receive me to glory.
Whom have I in heaven but thee? and there is none upon earth
that I desire beside thee. My flesh and my heart faileth:
but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever.
For, lo, they that are far from thee shall perish: thou hast
destroyed all them that go a whoring from thee. But it is
good for me to draw near to God: I have put my trust in the
Lord GOD, that I may declare all thy works. -Psalms 73:23
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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