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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a
man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do
something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next
month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid,
figuring it was some incidental expense.

But, when the bills for $200.00 kept arriving every month,
he finally called his brother again to find out what was
going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "You said to do something
nice for Uncle Charlie. So I rented him a tuxedo."
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Are you paying too much for things that perish?

Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world.
If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in
him. For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh,
and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of
the Father, but is of the world.

And the world passeth away, and the lust thereof: but he
that doeth the will of God abideth for ever. -1 John 2:15

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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