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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Today's humor was submitted by Robin Lindh about her daughter
Kellie, who is currently studying to complete a doctorate
degree in Physical Therapy. Thanks Robin for the story!
One day while Kellie was staying at her grandmother's house
she decided to go into the kitchen and bake her grandmother
a cake (from a box). This was her first time to bake a cake.
She dutifully went into the kitchen, reached for the box of
Pillsbury cake mix and read the instructions.
After a few moments Kellie's grandmother decided to go into
the kitchen to see how she was doing. Kellie was always very
bright and obedient; whatever you told her to do, she did,
and she was very happy and proud to be in the kitchen baking
a cake, all by herself! As her grandmother walked into the
kitchen she was shocked to see Kellie with her bare hands
completely immersed in the cake batter in a mixing bowl.
"Kellie! What are you doing?" her grandmother asked.
Kellie replied, "It said to mix by hand!"
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How closely do you follow God's directions?
A good man out of the good treasure of his heart bringeth
forth that which is good; and an evil man out of the evil
treasure of his heart bringeth forth that which is evil: for
of the abundance of the heart his mouth speaketh.
And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which
I say? Whosoever cometh to me, and heareth my sayings, and
doeth them, I will shew you to whom he is like: he is like a
man which built an house, and digged deep, and laid the
foundation on a rock: and when the flood arose, the stream
beat vehemently upon that house, and could not shake it: for
it was founded upon a rock.
But he that heareth, and doeth not, is like a man that
without a foundation built an house upon the earth; against
which the stream did beat vehemently, and immediately it
fell; and the ruin of that house was great. -Luke 6:45
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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