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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The true pet peeves list...
1. Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water
bowl."
2. Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory,
they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes...
Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
3. Cat: "Sharpen claws on one curtain and it's curtains."
4. Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease--but do those greedy humans
ever really give me a cracker?"
5. Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
6. Dog: "What the... HEY! I didn't even sign a consent form
for that surgery. Help! I demand legal council!"
7. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"
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How easily are you offended?
Princes have persecuted me without a cause: but my heart
standeth in awe of thy word. I rejoice at thy word, as one
that findeth great spoil. I hate and abhor lying: but thy
law do I love. Seven times a day do I praise thee because of
thy righteous judgments.
Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall
offend them. LORD, I have hoped for thy salvation, and done
thy commandments. My soul hath kept thy testimonies; and I
love them exceedingly. I have kept thy precepts and thy
testimonies: for all my ways are before thee. -Psalms 119:161
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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