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Occasions :: #21098 By Anonymous from USA. The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everybody tells their age to the census taker," the man said. "Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Patty Hill tell you their ages?" "Certainly." Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped. "As old as the Hills," the man wrote on his form. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Miscellaneous :: #5994 By WALT HASKINS from Lahaina, Hawaii USA. WHAT TO LEAVE BEHIND When we find fault wherever we go, it's probably because we bring it with us.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com