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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
noticed that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs
and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6. I
can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife
1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User

Tech Support Reply:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many
people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking
that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife
1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to
run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0
and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once
installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife
1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0
manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support. I recommend
that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear"
to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the
APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal
anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support
programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do
Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these
programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to
improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not
supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to
the operating system. Best of luck!
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Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the
church, and gave himself for it; that he might sanctify and
cleanse it with the washing of water by the word, that he
might present it to himself a glorious church, not having
spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be
holy and without blemish.

So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He
that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet
hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even
as the Lord the church. -Ephesians 5:25

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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