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Entertainment Jokes :: #21148
By Anonymous from USA.

Carl used to practice meditation on an old mat. His wife was not happy about the worn-out mat. One day Carl found the rug missing from its usual place. "Where is it?" he asked her sternly. "It has achieved nirvana," she retorted.




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Being Grateful For What You Have In The Present
Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind: Hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. Touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail-smell perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or taste again.

Helen Keller



 
 
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