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Q: What is your least favorite smell?
A: The smell of peanut butter being washed off of a knife in the kitchen sink. It reminds me of the smell of a dead hamster. When I was a kid my pet hamster Rosie died and it was my job to bury her. Well, I kind of procrastinated and the rich pungent smell of her decaying body was my reward for procrastinating.
Q: What is your second least favorite smell?
A: The smell of a dead hamster. It reminds me of the smell of peanut butter being washed off of a knife in the kitchen sink.
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