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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school
teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about
patriotism.
"We live in a great country," she said.
"One of the things we should be happy is that, in this
country, we are all free."
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of
the room.
Standing with his hands on his hips, he said, "I'm not free.
I'm four."
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Are you free?
Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye
continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; and ye
shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
They answered him, We be Abraham's seed, and were never in
bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shall be made free?
Jesus answered them, Verily, verily, I say unto you,
Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin. And the
servant abideth not in the house for ever: but the Son
abideth ever.
If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free
indeed. -John 8:31
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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