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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
After endless searching, careful consideration, and almost
never ceasing debate, The Perfect Man has been found:
- He's tan.
- He's cute.
- He knows the importance of accessorizing.
- And if he looks at another girl you can rearrange his face.
His name?
Mr. Potato Head
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Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ?
Shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the
members of an harlot? God forbid. What? know ye not that he
which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he,
shall be one flesh.
But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit. Flee
fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body;
but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own
body.
What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy
Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not
your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify
God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
-1 Corinthians 6:15
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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