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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Becky was preparing a pasta dish for a dinner party she was
giving. In her haste to have the meal prepared on time she
forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the
counter during the entire day of preparation. As soon as she
discovered her error she became worried about possible
spoilage. However, there was not enough time before the meal
to cook another batch.
She decided to call the local Poison Control Center and
voice her concern. They advised Becky to simply boil the
sauce again.
During the dinner that night, the phone rang and a guest
volunteered to answer it. Becky's face turned to extreme
embarrassment as the guest called out, "It's the Poison
Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce
turned out."
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For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are
done of them in secret. But all things that are reproved are
made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest
is light.
Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from
the dead, and Christ shall give thee light. See then that ye
walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise, Redeeming the
time, because the days are evil.
Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will
of the Lord is. And be not drunk with wine, wherein is
excess; but be filled with the Spirit; Speaking to
yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing
and making melody in your heart to the Lord; Giving thanks
always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of
our Lord Jesus Christ; Submitting yourselves one to another
in the fear of God. -Ephesians 5:12
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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