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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Aoccdrnig to rscheearcehrs, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr
the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it
wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
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Don't you like the way God can take the ruined messes of
our lives and craft them to become fruitful for His
glorious purposes?

I waited patiently for the LORD; and he inclined unto me,
and heard my cry. He brought me up also out of an horrible
pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and
established my goings. And he hath put a new song in my
mouth, even praise unto our God: many shall see it, and
fear, and shall trust in the LORD.

Blessed is that man that maketh the LORD his trust, and
respecteth not the proud, nor such as turn aside to lies.
Many, O LORD my God, are thy wonderful works which thou hast
done, and thy thoughts which are to us-ward: they cannot be
reckoned up in order unto thee: if I would declare and speak
of them, they are more than can be numbered.

Sacrifice and offering thou didst not desire; mine ears hast
thou opened: burnt offering and sin offering hast thou not
required. Then said I, Lo, I come: in the volume of the book
it is written of me, I delight to do thy will, O my God: yea,
thy law is within my heart. -Psalms 40:1

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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