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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A passenger jet was suffering through a severe thunderstorm,
and as the passengers were being bounced around by the
turbulence a young woman turned to a minister sitting next
to her. With a nervous laugh, she asked him:
"Reverend, you're a man of God, can't you do something about
this storm?"
To this he replied, "Lady, I'm in sales, not management."
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For he maketh small the drops of water: they pour down rain
according to the vapour thereof: which the clouds do drop
and distil upon man abundantly.
Also can any understand the spreadings of the clouds, or the
noise of his tabernacle? Behold, he spreadeth his light upon
it, and covereth the bottom of the sea. For by them judgeth
he the people; he giveth meat in abundance.
With clouds he covereth the light; and commandeth it not to
shine by the cloud that cometh betwixt. The noise thereof
sheweth concerning it, the cattle also concerning the vapour.
At this also my heart trembleth, and is moved out of his
place. Hear attentively the noise of his voice, and the
sound that goeth out of his mouth. He directeth it under the
whole heaven, and his lightning unto the ends of the earth.
After it a voice roareth: he thundereth with the voice of
his excellency; and he will not stay them when his voice is
heard. God thundereth marvellously with his voice; great
things doeth he, which we cannot comprehend.
For he saith to the snow, Be thou on the earth; likewise to
the small rain, and to the great rain of his strength. He
sealeth up the hand of every man; that all men may know his
work. Then the beasts go into dens, and remain in their
places.
Out of the south cometh the whirlwind: and cold out of the
north. By the breath of God frost is given: and the breadth
of the waters is straitened. Also by watering he wearieth
the thick cloud: he scattereth his bright cloud: and it is
turned round about by his counsels: that they may do
whatsoever he commandeth them upon the face of the world in
the earth.
He causeth it to come, whether for correction, or for his
land, or for mercy. -Job 36:27
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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