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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
The teacher was trying to get her seventh-grade history
class to understand how the Indians must have felt when they
first encountered the Spanish explorers.
"How would you feel," she asked, "if someone showed up on
your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange
language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit
scared?"
"Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's
date."
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Do your friends reflect the character of Christ or the
character of the World?
From whence come wars and fightings among you? come they not
hence, even of your lusts that war in your members? Ye lust,
and have not: ye kill, and desire to have, and cannot
obtain: ye fight and war, yet ye have not, because ye ask
not.
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may
consume it upon your lusts. Ye adulterers and adulteresses,
know ye not that the friendship of the world is enmity with
God? whosoever therefore will be a friend of the world is
the enemy of God. Do ye think that the scripture saith in
vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?
But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth
the proud, but giveth grace unto the humble. Submit
yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will
flee from you.
Draw nigh to God, and he will draw nigh to you. Cleanse your
hands, ye sinners; and purify your hearts, ye double minded.
Be afflicted, and mourn, and weep: let your laughter be
turned to mourning, and your joy to heaviness. Humble
yourselves in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you
up. -James 4:1
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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