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Sport Jokes :: #21147 By Anonymous from USA. A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter retuned alone, staggering under an eight-point buck. "Where is Mike?" asked another hunter. "He fainted a couple of miles up the trail," Mike's partner answered. "You left him lying there alone and carried the deer back?" "A tough call," said the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Mike." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Words of Knowledge :: #230 By Emily Pierce from Sidney Canada Live Fully Most people hold onto the past, look forward to the future, and do not embrace the present. Only those who can appreciate what they have now live fully. --Tsai Chih     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com