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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Midway through the installation of a network backbone for
his plant, which included half a mile of 10 Gbit/second
optical fiber, the wiring contractor informed the customer
representative that there's a problem: someone has run a
pallet jack over the fiber trunk while it was lying on the
floor.
After some discussion as to why no one had been watching the
cable to prevent that from happening, they decided to
continue the installation with someone watching over the
cable to ensure its safety.
Half an hour later, the customer representative received
another message: someone has run over the fiber cable again,
this time with a full-size, three-ton-plus lift truck.
The customer representative walked over to the employee that
was watching the cable.
"Why did you let someone run over the cable?" he asked.
The employee answered, "I thought it was OK, since it was
run over before."
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Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand
before kings; he shall not stand before mean men.
-Proverbs 22:29
Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against
thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. And if he
trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times
in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt
forgive him. -Luke 17:3
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forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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