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Entertainment Jokes :: #5424 By Anonymous from USA. Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course 10 degree east." The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees west." Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a navy captain! Change your course, sir!" "I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir." Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!" There is one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Highly Recommended Book         Comedy Comes Clean A hilarious collection of wholesome jokes, quotes, and one-linears. Over 140 pages of laugh-out-loud humor on everything from family like to job jokes to sports stories to pet problems. Funny book for the entire family!     Career Skills :: #5895 By Helen from New York USA. Refrain from Using the Word "Growth" During an Interview Many times we are asked "what type of position are you looking for?" or "what are you looking for in a new job?" Avoid using the word "growth" which is a very common answer. Especially in the first stages of the process, you are being pre-screened by the person who's job you could be "growing" into, as we interview "up" a level each time we meet a set of criteria. That person could be asking themselves, "if they do grow and there's only my job between their position and the department head, where does that leave me?". Instead, answer "you would like a position where you can take on additional responsibility." It's simply a matter of semantics. This is much less threatening and won't raise the same red flag.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com