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1) "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
- Tom Clancy
2) "You know that 'look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."
- Steve Martin
3) "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
- Drew Carey
4) "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."
- Woody Allen
5) "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
- Rodney Dangerfield
6) "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night."
- Woody Allen
7) "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
- George Burns
8) "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married."
- Matt Barry
9) "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the taxidermist."
- Camille Paglia
10) "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
- George Burns
11) "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
- Henry Miller
12) "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
> > admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
- Lynn Lavner
13)"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 300SL convertible."
- Unknown
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