Monday, November 22, 2010

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called
"Stinky" when it was in her room but she called it
"Ballpoint" when it was in the sty.

"Tell me," he asked her father, "Why do you have two names
for your pig?"

"That's easy," she replied. "Ballpoint is just his pen name."
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Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye
your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their
feet, and turn again and rend you.

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find;
knock, and it shall be opened unto you: for every one that
asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him
that knocketh it shall be opened.

Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will
he give him a stone? Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a
serpent?

If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your
children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven
give good things to them that ask him?

Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do
to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the
prophets. -Matthew 7:6

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forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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