Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Clean Joke of the Day

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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed
over dinner, one asked, "What was your most difficult case?"

The other replied, "I had a patient who lived in a pure
fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America
was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day long he
waited for a letter to arrive from an attorney. He never
went out, he never did anything, he merely sat around and
waited for this fantasy letter from this fantasy uncle. I
worked with this man eight years."

"What was the result?"

"It was an eight-year struggle. Every day for eight years,
but I finally cured him. And then that letter arrived!"

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For God is not unrighteous to forget your work and labour of
love, which ye have shewed toward his name, in that ye have
ministered to the saints, and do minister.

And we desire that every one of you do shew the same
diligence to the full assurance of hope unto the end: that
ye be not slothful, but followers of them who through faith
and patience inherit the promises.

For when God made promise to Abraham, because he could swear
by no greater, he sware by himself, saying, Surely blessing
I will bless thee, and multiplying I will multiply thee.

And so, after he had patiently endured, he obtained the
promise. -Hebrews 6:10

I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!

Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity

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