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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Perhaps your New Year's resolution today will be to do more
exercise. With that in mind here is a little exercise you
can do... no dieting, just a little exercise... to help you
out with your new resolution.
Remember, physical exercise is good for you. This easy daily
program can be done by most people. I can do it. You can do
it, too. The program can be used without charge. I have been
doing these exercises for awhile so my workout is a bit
faster than those of you just starting out. Don't worry. You
might want to take it easy at first and the do it faster as
you become more proficient.
It may be too strenuous for some, so always consult your
doctor before starting this or any exercise program.
Ready? Here we go...
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Now scroll up.
Repeat.
Repeat again.
Feel the burn?
That's my kind of exercise!
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What kind of exercise do you delight in?
Thus saith the LORD, Let not the wise man glory in his
wisdom, neither let the mighty man glory in his might, let
not the rich man glory in his riches: but let him that
glorieth glory in this, that he understandeth and knoweth
me, that I am the LORD which exercise lovingkindness,
judgment, and righteousness, in the earth: for in these
things I delight, saith the LORD. -Jeremiah 9:23
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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