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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
A Christian lady lived next door to an atheist. Everyday,
when the lady prayed, the atheist could hear her. He thought
to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like
that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house
and harass her, saying, "Lady, why do you pray all the time?
Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying
to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for
what He was going to do.
As usual, the atheist heard her praying, and thought to
himself, "Humph! I'll fix her."
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of
groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the
front porch, rang the doorbell, and then hid in the bushes
to see what she would do.
When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to
praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and
shouting everywhere!
The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You
ol' crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought
those groceries!"
At this news the lady began to celebrate even more! When the
atheist finally calmed her, he asked her why she was so
ecstatic since God hadn't provided the groceries.
Ignoring his lack of faith, she replied, "I knew the Lord
was going to provide me with groceries, but I didn't know He
was going to make the devil pay for them!"
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Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to
be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be
wise. For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God.
For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own
craftiness.
And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that
they are vain. Therefore let no man glory in men. For all
things are yours; whether Paul, or Apollos, or Cephas, or
the world, or life, or death, or things present, or things
to come; all are yours; and ye are Christ's; and Christ is
God's.
Let a man so account of us, as of the ministers of Christ,
and stewards of the mysteries of God. Moreover it is
required in stewards, that a man be found faithful.
-1 Corinthians 3:18
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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