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Howdy :), it's me, Joe Cosity here!
Here's a type of resume/career direction you may want to
avoid...
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I
got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited
for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too
exhausting.
Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little
spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I
couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I
wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have
any patience.
Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't
fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance
company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally
got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no
future in it.
My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was always the same old grind.
So, I retired and I found I am perfect for the job!
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What job has God perfected you to perform?
But be thou partaker of the afflictions of the gospel
according to the power of God; who hath saved us, and called
us with an holy calling, not according to our works, but
according to his own purpose and grace, which was given us
in Christ Jesus before the world began, but is now made
manifest by the appearing of our Saviour Jesus Christ, who
hath abolished death, and hath brought life and immortality
to light through the gospel. -2 Timothy 1:8
I'm glad you could join me for today's content, and I look
forward to bringing you more next time!
Until then, bye-bye!
Joe Cosity
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