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Idiots Jokes :: #20572 By Anonymous from USA. Sam had just proposed marriage to the love of his life and she had turned him down. "If you don't marry me immediately," he threatened, "I'll go to the lake, cut a hole in the ice, dive in and drown myself." "Why this is May. The ice won't cover the lake for eight months!" "O.K., then I'll wait." Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Stress Control :: #73 By Kate from Chicago USA. Sleep! It's good for you! A recent study shows that America is the most sleep-deprived nation. Perhaps due to our strict work ethics and busy lives, many Americans have been treating sleep as if it were an option. The study also found that pessimism, crankiness, and overall stress is linked to a lack of sleep. To stay healthy and combat stress, make sure to schedule in a good amount of sleep as priority.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com