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Doctors Jokes :: #454
By Thomas Rose from Unknown

This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is...I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."


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Miscellaneous :: #3357
By Walt Haskins from Lahaina, Hawaii USA.

THE LIMITS OF FREEDOM
Its citizens doing anything that they want; that is chaos do not measure the freedom of a nation.

Its citizens being free from worry that is dependency do not measure the freedom of a nation.

Its citizens having their dreams fulfilled by government do not measure the freedom of a nation; that is the responsibility of the individual.

The freedom of a nation however, is measured by the absence of restraints placed upon its citizens by government other than those restraints that prevent its citizens from interfering with the freedoms of others.



 
 
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