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Kid Jokes :: #14639 By Fielding Collins from Asheville North Carolina USA. A little boy came home with his parents from church one Sunday. He seemed a little depressed, so his mother asked him if something happened in Sunday school class that he would like to talk about. He told his mother "Well, we were singing songs and the teacher made us sing about a poor bear named Gladly that needed glasses and I can't stop thinking about him. She said he was cross-eyed and I feel bad for him. The mother couldn't understand why the teacher would teach such a song in Sunday school, so she decided to call her. To the woman's amazement, the teacher said she only taught hymns that morning. Then the teacher began laughing out loud and said to the mother, "I know what Jeffrey's' talking about! We learned the hymn 'Gladly The Cross I'd Bear'". Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Sustainability :: #35 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. Ecology Tips: Conserve and Preserve Dress warm to use less heat. Dress cool to use less air conditioning. Close doors and windows tight, so heat or ac does not seep out. Do not leave the refrigerator door open; decide what you want to eat before you open it! Turn of lights and appliances right after you finish with them. Take shorter showers or take baths instead of showers (you'll use less water)     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com