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Computer Jokes :: #4406 By Said al-Mughairy from Al-Ansab Muscat Oman New customer to Tech Support: "It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'. Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens? Customer: 'Tried but nothing" Tech Support: "What key did you hit? After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Stress Control :: #1584 By Anonymous from USA. Color Your Mood Research confirms that changing your mood may be as simple as changing the colors around you. Clothing, room decors, even a small colors object like accessories or a handbag will give you benefits. For example: Blue. Any shade can have a calming effect and creates feeling of serenity. Green. Brings balance to your mind and smoothes out your hectic day-to-day routine. Orange. Makes you feel more optimistic. A pick-me-up when you're sluggish. Red. Increases your energy level and stimulates your heart rate. Purple. Shades of lilac and violet generate creativity     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com