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Police Jokes :: #754 By David Figueroa from Unknown  A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"  He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."  The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."  The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"  At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?" Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Financing :: #845 By Travis from Kansas City USA. Credit Card Debt Did you know there are SIX different ways to calculate credit card interest? If you have a lot of credit card debt it would be smarter to refinance your house and pay off those high interest credit cards. When you include that debt into your mortgage the interest you pay might be a tax deduction, consult your tax advisor!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com