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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #15316 By Lexi from Kingsport TN USA. A man with a wooden eye was very sensitive about his eye for fear of people making fun of him. One day this man decides to go out and have some fun. So, he goes to a bar and orders a beer. Then, out of the corner of his eye he sees a woman with a flat face. He thinks," Well, she wouldn't make fun of me because she would understand how I feel." So, he finally gathers up the courage to talk to her, he goes over and asks her, "Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?" And the woman answers, "Would I!!!" (Wood Eye) The man, obviously offended, screams, "flat face!!!" and storms out of the bar. Forward this joke to your friends >>     Recommendation for You         The All-New Kindle 3G Smaller, Lighter, Faster with 50% Better Contrast and Free 3G Wireless. The most-wished-for, most-gifted, and has the most 5-star reviews of any product ...     Money :: #626 By Pete Prestipino from Chicago USA. Reduce Credit Card Debt with Spare Change Millions of people have a substantial amount of credit card debt. I was lucky enough to get the following tip from my parents who paid off all of their credit cards in less than one year with this strategy! You may not realize it, but you probably accumulate at least one hundred dollars in spare change every month. Use that change solely for the purpose of paying off credit cards. At the end of the month, send the credit card companies a check for the amount of the change you have collected in addition to your monthly payment. It can become a game; I even pick up change off the ground!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 4179 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL 60641 1995-2008 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com