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Judges Jokes :: #344 By Peggy Wallace from Unknown A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be adjourned for the rest of the afternoon and he would have to return the next day. "What for?!?!?" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a tedious day and sharp query, roared out loud: "Twenty dollars contempt of court! That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge relented: "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young man replied, "I know. But I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Time Management :: #98 By Dante from Chicago USA. Prioritize by importance and immediacy While many things are very immediate, they are not really that important to your personal growth but they have to get done, we have to breathe every second, drink every hour, eat every day, if the phone rings we need to answer it. Always differentiate by given your priorities 3 points for importance and 3 points for immediacy. Every morning assign your daily tasks and goals up to 6 points each, your partial list of priorities could look like this: Work on ABC service proposal, importance=3, immediacy=3 total=6 points Return my boss phone call, importance=1, immediacy=3 total=4 points Return all my calls,importance=0, immediacy=3 total=3 points Make my daily calls, importance=1, immediacy=2 total=3 points     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com