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Elderly Jokes :: #5599 By Samantha from USA. Grandpa: boy, how many miles do you walk to school? Boy: about a half mile. Grandpa: when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy, what are your grades like? Boy: they are mostly B's. Grandpa: when I was your age I got all A's. Boy, have you ever gotten into a fight? Boy: only two times and the boy beat me up. Grandpa: When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy, how old are you? Boy: 9 years old. Grandpa: when I was your age I was 11 Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #352 By Isabel Goetz from Monterrey USA. Sky´s the limit If you did all the things you are capable of doing, you would literally amaze yourself.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to jokesbyemail@gmail.com